eli 3andou nokta y7otha

famma libi martou weldet fi spitar ye5i jebet zouz twema ye5i mel far7a (w 3la 5ater ellibi fibelou mo3jza ili jeweh zouz twema ) 9am ye7lef 3la ettbib w y9oulou wallah mate5ou we7ed....haha

behiya mouch 5ayba

fanta a écrit:fama wa7da gerda issmha fafouna hihihi

waw malla noukta mnin jet netsawerha jdida kif tal3et waw ya3tik al sa77A princesse wawwwww continue ts nokets ya3tik el sa777a w baravoooo

sarah a écrit:

chnawa enti crima het nokta w ba3eet a7ki m3ana !!!!

ahlan; cé moi. 9allek we7ed mché yetfarej 3la film hendi e5i 5raj kolou chouk.
fama we7ed sade9 5obza e5i tal3et tekdheb 3lih.

haha ya chifouna ya dhamra

sanfour a écrit:haha ya chifouna ya dhamra

mak ta3ref chanfour 3lmni el dhmer lol!!!!!!!!!ty winik?????

hani fiddar
3amlou moueb9a chneya monasabit 13 aout
ilibi jawib 7 novombre

wa7ed men 7ay el naser 9al el bouh ken matechrilich moteur bech nenta7er 9alou ech bech ta3mel 9alou nochreb men mé el sebela !!!!

9alik fama we7id chré kalb w ma3refech esk dkar wala ontha yé5i mché s2l sa7bou
yé5i sa7bou 9alou 7otlou el 7lib ken chrab rahou dkar ken charbet rahi ontha

lol 7louwa hedhi
winti si karim ma7chnéch binokat mte3ik ilbeslin
tbarbiss b3id
ya dhamir

9alik famma prof fi libia ya7ki lil tlamda mta3ou 3ala les pyramide ye5i tlafatlou wa7id 9alou fine mawjoudine hedom ye5i wa7id e5ir itarcha9 mil da7ik ou 9alou rit maya3rich tari5 bladou

fama bou kachech yfallem 3la 5atibtou 9alha ana kount temse7 ama hlekni el chreb

-hey doctor you said u wanted to talk to me
-yea i was going to tell that i got a good news and a bad news
-tell me the good news first
-the good news is you got 24 hours to live
-holly shit thats the good news then whats the bad news ??
-the bad news is i forgot to tell you yesterday

famma we7ed wakwek ma5sour d5al lel9ahwa ylawaj 3la toilette ye5i 3ordhou el 9ahweji
le wekwek: bbbb brrrraaaabbbiiiii, eetttt ttttoiiiii lleeetttteeee mmmmm mniiiinnn
alors el9ahweji c'etais lui aussi un wekwek il lui repondais
hhhhhaaaaawwwwwwkkkkkkkkaaaa mmmmm mmeeennn ghhhhhhadddiiiii 3333aaalllllll llllliiiyyymmmminnnnn
le wekewek dit: ssssssssssssaaaaaayyyyyyyéééééé habtet

-LECHKOUN T7AR9AS YA MART LA3MA
-koll kird fi 3in ommo ghzal
-Tikbir wou Ténsa ou ta5ou bint elhancha (proverbe de mahdia )
-3eryen jé yesleb fi meyte
-jé ya7bou ta7te men yemred
-howa ey9ole thoure wou howa ey9olou ne7lbouh
-howa ey9olou 7awi wou le5er ey9olou 3andekchi esghare
-jéé eytob fiha e5i a3meha
-dazou 5ouh ta7 fi cl chorba
-Elli Lik Lik .... Wélli 5atik 5atik
-LaHbèl Wa7la .... wil 39al Zorri3a
-Dha7kou 3aliya .... Dh7aket m3ahom
-Elli mè yedri.... ygoul Sboul
-Rakbouh 3al bhime .... medd yeddou lezzimbile
-Elli ma eytoulech el 3an9oud.. Ey9oul e55555555 mamarrou
-dha7koulou ...tmadd 3ala toulou
-eddenya ma5thet 5ater
-Ri7 essid .... ihizz mey Rodd
-chbiha eddar 5alya 9allou mabnya 3la rass Kalb
-l9a eddar 5aliya ... 9am fiha lédth'énn
-kasskasslou yarja3 lasslou
-mè fèmmèch 9attous iestad errabi
-7adhra wou barra7 3le ka3ba toffe7
-el mojrab tehmzou mref9ou
-Errjèl tekseb, wel *tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit* te7seb
-y9ros wou yeddou ta7tou
-echahdek ya waz cha3ban khila (proberbe de Mahdia )
-rek7et fiha zokret braiek (proverbe de mahdia )
-rabbi y7anen le9loub leb3adha
-sohba sohba ou niya mafemech
-Y7elha elli mè ynem Ellil
-Yema ta7t essawehi dewehi
-Armi el Fakroune fil b7ar .... taw iet3allem el3oume Wa7dou
-stana ya djeja lin ijik el 9am7 men beja
-elli 7aj 7aj welli 3awa9 3awe9
-bkeh le.....is5ef t...
-el7ajra doub wa .......ma thoub
-Yji ykoul sahha ykoul séddeff
-keb elborma 3ala fomha tetla3 etofla liomeha ( proverbe de Mahdia )
-fdhi7a wichhoud 3la dhbi7et 9anfoud
-9alek el neya fi eleya wou eleya fi el 3alouche....
-mta3 ennass mata7'douch welli tal9ah matfalltouch
-ilmèl issayeb mawdou3 lisser9a
-hrab min el9otra jih teht elmizeb
-jey men teli ou t3ayyet ya meli
-jè y3awen fih 3la 9bar bouh... yèkhi hrablou bel fèss.
-kothr el ham ydha7ek
-elli ybi3ek bel foul,bi3ou bel 9chour
-warrih ezinba3 kifech ytbe3
-Nehhi mel khabiè ou hott féjjèbiè
-Elli mouch misteniss bil b5our, tit7ra9 7weyjou
-9oss errasse tincheff l'a3rou9
-el metghotti be mta3 el ness 3eryen
-Elli ya7sab wa7dou yofdholou
-mejebethech elbira b.....bich ijibha echrab 5.....(proverbe de Mahdia )
-illi fi 3inik 7lé mouch kén mil barra jé
-d5el kari iheb iwalli malek
-issabe9 fil hossor 9bel eljame3
-3eriene ... ou fi sob3ou khatem .
-majnouna t9oud fi 3amya
-el mojrab tehmzou mraf9ou
-ja ytobha 3méha
-El 3zouza hazz'ha el wed w hiya t9oul el 3am saba
-5anha dre3ha 9alet mashoura
-Jé ye7sseb fi 7esba yekhi tal3etlou .....
-YMOUT EL FAKROUN OU MAY7OKKECH DAHROU
-derbkoulou hbet yechteh kiloussif ( proverbe de Mahdia )
-Rass min Ghir Zour ... 9ar3a 5ir minnou
-7mouréyya fil Wéjh ... wou Lé Ghossâ fil 9alb
-Dar el 5adharr blé Fa99ouss ... sa3dek yé Fé3él el 5ir
-3omrek ma ta5ou klam mra wala mahboul ken bra
-ELL AROUSSA TOUILA OUL BEB KSIR
-EL I AMEL EL KHAIR MA I SAOUAR
-ETHAK AL DENIA KBEL MA TETHAK ALIK
-EL I HAB EL HLOU.... I SAAR EL LEIL KOULOU
-LA N'HABEK LA N'OSBOR ALIK
-7mel ejme3a rich
-F'TOUR EL SBA'H RBAH
-BET MAL DJEJ SBAH I KAKI
-bi3 el9erd ou edhek 3ala charih
-Bil Hjira Bil Hjira, Titebna Eddouira
-El mout lazma ou la3deb alech
-Makhzén msakkér w la kariya mchouma
-9allék illi 3amlét min3ét willi tallét chin3ét
-Sabbét 3aycha 9assou chwérib 3aychoucha
-mai9oss 3at3am ken weld l7aram
-T3arkou Sa3d ou Sa3dallah 7attou Mbarék fil 7abs
-Ken fetek klem, 9oul: "Sma3t", ou ken fetek t3am, 9oul: "Chba3t
-lé ye3jbek nawar defla filwed 3amel dlayl wla ye3jbek zine tofla 7ata tchouf lef3ayel
-ghib..yé ghitt il3ab yé far...
-azyed menek bilila azyed menek bihila
-weld elfar tle3 7affer
-Rass ilfartass 9rib el rabbi
-aicha matel3abchi ma3a errjel (proverbe de Mahdia )
-Bouss el Kélb min fommou ... 7atta ta9di 9aditék minnou
-9allik khoudh il 3ilm..min rouss lifkérin
-m5ess elmachnou9 ken makelt el7alwa
-9allik klémik m3ali méyifhmikchi..yna9iss mil a3mar
-9allou ya baba wa9teche inwalliouwe CHORFA??? 9allou 7atta imouttou kbarre il 7ouma .....
-yakbir il7ouma y7ebou yourthouk w3inek hayya
-kol chay t7ébbouh s5oun kén irri9 3andkom bérid
-ni3ja titfakhar eb liyet el 3allouch
-9alek el denya bel em3aref wou el e5ra bel oujouh
-tabba3 esséra9 ilbéb iddar
-el bakkouch ma tefhmou ken ommou
-t3iich w'itrabbi irrich
-Guédd' el méchya ... wélla Yétzoumé7
-koll wé7idd chitanou fi maktoubou
-itha nas7ikk ijjirbi chtarr insi7a lih
-loukénn jétt ill bouma fiha 5ir mé 5allfitha issayyéda
-wa7da wa7da will mbétt sidi illhéni
-allff 5atwa wlé tangiza
-sabba99 idikk wa5latt 3liha
-elf 5atwa ou la tengiza
-rabbi ye3ti elfoul ali m3endouch zrouss
-élli 7aj 7aj ... wélli 3awé9 3awé9
-Bél3ine essikinna b'dammha
-Yé mzéyin min barra ech na7aweeeeeelek min dé5el
-Il'm3awda fidd9i9 la7rich
-Ich'kara wil'b7arr'
-El 5ouf ijérri éjjouf
-lahbèl wa7la wil 39al' zèrri3a
-jèb issid min widhnou
-sardina tel3et be3demha (proverbe de Mahdia )
-kothr'il'hamm iydha77ik
-iss2il 3lé Sa7bik istaghnech ... ama etbi3a hya hya
-illi 5aff injé
-omm ill 5awwéff lé tafra77 w lé ta7zinn
-mtar mares dheb 5aless
-be3d lahssoum biarb3in youm ne77i debchek ou 3oum ( proverbe de Mahdia )
-chamss elfoul thez lell9bour
-chamss ennowar te5li eddiar
-El fom yadh7ak ouel mé yejri ta7et sa9ikom
-E5dem ya te3ess 3la erre9ed enne3ess
-ézzal9a b'Fal9a
-dhrè3ik yè 3allèf
-kalb yanba7 3lè tayyara
-ya 5addi kif hachti bik 5abchouh le9tatess (proverbe de Mahdia )
-7abbit inchimmik yè warda, chouktik daggitni
-Myèt nimmèla da5lou lèk il'ghâr
-3ita ou chhoud 3la dhbi7et 9anfoud
-jè iy9allid fi 5atwit lighrâb, dhayya3 5atiwtou
-iytoull lilha w ta3liff
-tkelm 3arbi te5sser 5obza
-it3adda 3lé wédd harharr w mé tit3addéch 3lé wédd sékitt
-ma3riftikk firrjéll knouz
-3lé wjouh irjéll tittékill ilfitoura
-a3mill fi koll bléd dar
-Ed'dwèm youn9ib ir'r5âm
-Innes biwjouh'hè
-Kén jé'l 5ou yanfa3 5ouh ... mé yébki 7ad 3lé bouh
-Illi yit3èddè lib7ar' iy3addi lib7ira
-Dèhim 3lè jbèl bigèèdoumè
-koll 9dir ou 9drou
-ich yè dhèbbèna mè femma fi denia kèn éna
-élli mouch misténiss bil b5our ... tita7ra9 7wéyjou
-Iycha33il innâr w iy9oul iddo77ân mnin
-lè3bè w dha7kè 7ir min chkara lwise
-5oudh Klèm élli ibakkik .. wou mé té5ouch klèm élli idha7kik
-Imin il bèkkouch fi sidrou
-El 7orr min gamza Wil bhim bel hamza
-Innafs nafsik win'ti tbiibhè, Wiin t7ott' nafsik wiin it'siibhè
-Jéy ya7bi ... ta7t min yémrid
-Mè 3andou win iydour irri7
-mil 7iss yi9sim il baïy
-Ken skitet rak 7ajjit
-ken skit rak mot hajj (proverbe de Mahdia )
-tet3allam fi zla9 bi beyt essaboun
-tet3allem fil7ajema fi riouss litama
-ken t7eb t3elem weldek leklam 7otto fi hanout elhajem
-ken theb weldek yatle3 t.....hotto hajem walla 9ahweji
-9assoulou yéddou ... jét Sal7a bit'tambour
-7chim ejjerbi min nsibtou .... ghatta wéjhou wou 3arra msibtou
-Tabdil issrouj fiih râ7è
-Il 3adhma ma t9oul ta99', illè mè iykoun fihè cha99'
-Bhiim w gdimm' 9ar3a
-Sâm Sâm wiftar 3lè jrâdè
-Nefsi Nefsi wlè yer7am men met
-3eryan w3eryan yet9ablou kan fil7ammem
-Maktoub' 3lé béb il janna ... la7mé mé t7ib el kénna
-ali maktoub ajbin trah el3in
-9allou wini wedhnek....9allou hawahi
-Elli iy7ib ellallou yashar illil b'koullou
-El 3in ma ta3la 3al 7ajib, w'koul igdir w'gadrou
-lè n7ibbik lè nosbor 3lik
-idha ritt sa7bek rékib 3la Forka, Gollou mabrouk hél 7ssan
-Yjik leblè ya ghafel
-Bèt m3a'jjrân 9âm iygharghir
-9allou mnine hé la3rayéff .... 9allou min héka essojra
-Klèm illil mèdhoun bizzibdè
-lé 3yn tchouf lé 9alb youja3
-ili fi 3ynek hlé mouch ken men barra jé
-billèhi 5alli 3zèha skèt
-Wmè n'koss 3lè klèmik kèèn bil'3sall'
-elbehi wel5ayeb fi koll blassa .......... wou mè yeb9a felwed ken 7ajrou
-walli ma3andou flouss klèmou messousss
-3amcha fi blèd el 3émyèn
-Tékil el Ghalla ... wou Tsibb el Milla
-ma dwé el fomm lab5ar ... ken esswèk el 7ar
-7el essorra tal9a 5it
-Miskina 7adda .... 7arfine wou Chédda
-kènet toch5or zèdèt baff
-9allou ta3rafchi il3ilm.....9allou nzid fih
-9allou 9awi sa3dek 9allou tawtaw
-ma5ybek ya sana3ti kif enrak 3an Ghiri
-Mel Marsa Bdina Ne9dfou
-maymouna ta3ref rabbi, ou rabbi ya3ref maymouna
-dhrabni ou bkè sba9ni ou chkè
-louken el klem men fodha ...essket men dhhab
-essouf yetbe3 berzana
-Eli Borjou Bel Emrama imout Fi stal Baghli
-El3arbi wel far matwarihomchi beb edar
-Ma tibnich 9oddem darek dokkena ...Yitlammoulek fiha kamcha t....
-3ala kol loun ya krima
- Weldek 3la ma trabbih, martek 3la matsannesha
-kèn sa7bik 3ssal ma tals7ouch ilkol
-echwaya mil 7inna wou chwaya min irtabett lidin
-chid mchoumek layjik ma achwouem

famma we7ed 9tal 15 kif d5al bkarhabtou fi 3ers fi 7ouma
3ad fel markez 9a3din i7a99ou m3aah 9al
- wallahi eni nemchi ye5i el karhba derapet bia, a droite il y avait deux personnes yemchiou, a gauche il y avait el3ers
le policier - 3ad chbik mad5altech fel 2 elli 3allimin
- evidament , hedheka cha3malt , we7ed 7assaltou ou le5er hrab lel3ers

fama 1 9tel boulisi wmcha kalam 197 9alelhom"entouma 197"
9aloulou"oui"
dh7ak w 9alhom"walitou 196"

mrci LP rulesz all dis shit ....

et je veu profité cett ocasion pour te dir

9allek fama wehedx tounssi bhim hazz sa7abtou ll restaurant w hia française
9allha :tu mange quelqu'un ???
9atlou :tu rigole??
9alha :tu rigole (pizza, crêpe, sandwich)

9alék mara masréya séalét wéldha 9atlou 9adsh 3ana min nabiy 9alaha 3 mohamed w 3issa w boussa 9atlou mnin jébtou boussa 9alaha asli sma3 abouya bi9oul li shaghala w nabi boussa

famma 9amla 3arset....s2alha rajelha win t7eb shahr el 3asal 9aletlou fi sh3ar mouhannad...ye5i tala9ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9allek fama wllayed ybazness 3la tofla
9allha ya coca cola ya5i bez9it 3lih 9allha w bel kachkoucha zeda